If you were to look deep down inside yourself, you’d see that you’re doing this for the satisfaction of moving life forward, not for a pat on the back, a congratulations, or even a thank you. You want glory, and recognition become an NBA star; you want to move the human race forward, become a dad. No one beyond yourself every needs to know all the clever, smart, ingenious, creative ways you helped your kids, and – ahem – your wife, become stronger more resilient people.

And “Real Man,” I’d love to hear how I’m “misogynist.” You know, since I’m calling for added male involvement in caretaking and household duties, as opposed to putting it all on women. You should try looking words up in the dictionary first before trying to use them. I’m sure you’re the antithesis to a “real man,” my not-so-bright friend.