Frozen Turned My Son Gay

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My son is acting all kinds of gay, and Frozen is to blame!

Yes, you read that correctly. I’m blaming my 5-year-old’s sudden “gayness” on Disney’s mega-hit movie, after reading a little something from a Well-Behaved Mormon Woman. No, really. That’s her blog name. And in her now-viral piece, she opened my eyes to the REAL story of Frozen — furthering the Gay Agenda!

Now, I know you’re thinking “Wait, I saw Frozen and all I saw was a story about two plucky sisters learning about love and sacrifice while singing deliriously catchy songs with a talking snowman in a frozen tundra.” Well that’s what I thought at first too, but remember — that’s just what they want you to think. I’m just a dumbass liberal, which means my tiny mind can barely comprehend the deeper meaning of things. That’s why I’m ever so thankful to religious conservatives like WBMW for showing me the light.

She writes:

“When mainstream society comes to the point where it celebrates that which is contrary to the commandments, taught in a movie presumably made for children, by awarding it the highest accolades within its culture, and good parents don’t perceive it, but rather endorse it unwittingly, we are in serious trouble. And you can bet that those we have to thank are laughing themselves all the way to the bank, while mocking the religious ignorant.”

and

“The process of normalizing homosexual behavior in society is going to require more than the liberal media saying it is so – which they do all the time – or activist judges legalizing same-sex marriage in one state after another. It’s going to require the indoctrination of our children, in order to lead their generation to the next, necessary, level of mainstream social acceptance. Remember, that in today’s liberal society allowing almost anything, even legalizing it, in the name of “love” trumps sin – it’s that powerful of an ideology. And that my friends, is exactly what Disney is selling your children, while you unknowingly standby and watch.”

Now, as most of you know, I’m a politically left of center unabashed proponent of gay marriage and equal rights. But, to be fair, that was before I knew I was being indoctrinated. And more importantly, it was before I knew my children were at risk.

Case in point, I took Will to see Frozen about a month ago. He loved it. He started singing all the songs like “Let It Go,” at the top of his lungs. I thought it was adorable — until WBMW peeled back the onion to reveal it as a gay anthem (It’s time to see what I can do / To test the limits and break through / No right, no wrong, no rules for me / I’m free). Might as well throw a headdress on him and make him sing YMCA!

And that’s when I started thinking about the last month.

Will has been prancing around the house singing these gay songs. He’s also started to pay much more attention to fashion. He picks out his mother’s clothes and helped me match a tie to my shirt. I think he even threw in a “Fabulous!” Also, we had a specific conversation about kids with two moms and two dads, and he thinks there’s absolutely nothing weird about it. The words “totally normal” were invoked.

But all of that is circumstantial. The real proof that Frozen turned my son gay arrived in photo evidence form on my wife’s Facebook account today. Will…you see…he was in the kitchen and…well, just see for yourself.

will_apron

Yup. That’s right. Not only is my son addicted to cooking, he’s wearing an apron. WITH PINK STRINGS! Clearly the gay agenda has not only been normalized, it’s now in the water supply. Perhaps even airborne. Either way, it’s spreading.

This plague of thoughtfulness, tolerance, equality, respect, and basic human compassion is full on contagious, and our kids are being affected. If I’m not careful, my little boy could end up being the first generation who talks about marriage without having to put the word “gay” or “same-sex” in front of it. He could also become a victim of this redefined, PC version of modern masculinity, which places an emphasis on totally homo things like feelings, communication, and not drawing arbitrary lines in the sand based on things like gender roles and sexual orientation.

I’m sorry son. I’m sorry I’ve failed you as a father. As a parent. I’m sorry you’ve bought the hype from the liberal media that everyone should be equal and enjoy equal rights. I’m sorry you can’t see the abomination that is homosexuality, and the affront gay marriage poses to traditional marriage. I’m sorry I can’t protect you from movies that erode our social values by promoting messages of inclusion.

“How sad would it be, for diligent parents, who teach correct principles in the raising of their children, to find that their children, as they grow up, have developed, through mainstream social acceptance, unchallenged, these negative attitudes toward obedience, respect and moral absolutes.”

Indeed. How sad.

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58 thoughts on “Frozen Turned My Son Gay

  1. Thank God for the Mormons. Without them how would we ever get our dodgy moral compasses on track?
    You should see what they had to say about that piece of filth ‘Lazy Town’.
    I had to google some of the sexual terms they used.
    Who are the real dirtbags here???

  2. Weird. And here I just thought “Frozen” helped my emotionally repressed preschool daughter learn to vocalize her emotions in a more healthy and meaningful way. Man I feel sheepish.

  3. Oh, it gets even worse. I have a friend who was lesbian and turned hetero because of this cursed, demonic movie…

    Should I worry about my daughter, who has watched this movie… I would guess… over 25 times already?

    I’m so relieved this fine lady came all the way from the 17th Century to warn us!
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  4. I am a very right wing conservative and I’m also LDS. I saw the movie with my family and we loved it. I sing all the songs with my 3 year old daughter everyday on the way to preschool. The woman from that blog is wayyy out there crazy!! Im not turning gay nor is my family. No cartoon movie is going to turn anyone gay or straight. It was and is a great movie. Does it have undertones, yes, are they good undertones, yes, everyone can take what ever meaning they want from anything. But that woman’s take was an extremely long stretch by any means. Just a great movie. Treat all around you the way you want to treated.

  5. A very thoughtful post. I thought “gayness” was passed through the water supply. I am pretty sure that’s why my parents moved me from San Francisco when I was 1. Now you’re telling me that Big Hollywood is spreading it too. Come to think of it my sons were exhibiting similar behavior – the prancing and spinning, when will it end.

    Great movie though, I really enjoyed it.

  6. why are people like you alowed to pro-create.. do you even know what gay means? It is not defined by wearing a pink apron! Oh you are literally too stupid to insult

  7. Am I the only one that can’t get past the innumerable run-on sentences in that lady’s post? There are NINE commas in that last quote alone! Call me an elitist, but anyone who writes with such a poor and embarrassing grasp of the english language pretty much eliminates any intellectual or analytical credibility.

    I’ll let others more eloquently point out the ways in which this woman is crazy, misinformed, delusional, bigoted, etc….

    It’s more interesting to me to speculate on how a native English speaker has survived this long with such a poor grasp of what I’m assuming is the only language she knows how to speak.

  8. Shucks by golly! I understand it now. Disney must have been doing this for a while. I wonder if I watch it, will it reverse my gayness? I guess I’ll have to see!

  9. What. Just what. I actually though this was supposed to be funny but are you serious? I have friends who are gay. A bunch actually. Gay, Bi, Lesbian. A movie can’t change your sexual orientation and those lyrics aren’t going to register in 5 old minds as “It’s okay to be gay.” You are born the way your are. Maybe you are just now noticing this or maybe your over reacting. They are so many types of gay but not often do I run into someone who says yeah I’m gay because I wear pink.

  10. Not sure what’s going on with your son, but you and the Mormon lady are on the wrong track. Frozen isn’t about the gay agenda. It’s about the left handed agenda. These people – who claim they were “born that way” of course – are intent on normalizing their immoral behavior. Even before this awful movie came out you could already buy left handed scissors and things like that. Go through Kathryn Skaggs’ misguided interpretation of the lyrics to “Let it Go”. The song doesn’t promote coming out as gay, it teaches kids it’s OK TO BE LEFT HANDED. Real Christians understand that the bible condemns left handedness. Real Christians used to burn these people.

  11. Seriously, if you (not naming any names, coughdonrBreetahinacough) are too stupid to recognize satire, you’re not allowed to comment on it.

  12. Just about every disney villain in history has been gay. I know this because I have watched them all, as an adult, with my four year old daughter.

    Captain Hook
    Queen of Hearts
    Jafar
    Ursula
    Scar
    Hades
    Gaston
    Governor Ratcliffe
    Ratigan
    Prince John
    Madam Mim
    Malificent

    …the list goes on.

  13. Uh, Miriam, it was satire. A movie designed to make kids left handed? Real Christians burn people they don’t like? I didn’t know how to get more over the top. Wow.

  14. I can’t believe I just read her post. *scratches head* What the…someone ate their fruit loops that morning.

  15. It is a astonishing to believe that these parents think that movie turned their son gay, not only are they stereotyping gays and making it ok to define gender roles completely, they don’t understand anything about being gay it isn’t a choice and the bible is a guide book made a long time ago,so to say that everything in the bible remains relevant in today’s society is absolutely ludacris grrr some people need to shut up and get a life!

  16. Long time reader, not sure I’ve commented before. This post is awesome and I’m actually loving the crazy comments. The commentors are on the right side of things, but tottttttally misinterpreting your post. Maybe they should actually read it. Can’t be too mad though–could’ve been “but that movie really is covered in gay!!1! #jesus4lyfe”

  17. This article is just awful. I can’t believe I wasted my time actually reading it.

    What a horrible parent you are.

  18. How dare someone advocate “thoughtfulness, tolerance, equality, respect, and basic human compassion!!” What kind of monster would even consider that!?

  19. Seriously, it’s your’ son, if it’s his choice to be homosexual, then let him be, it’s his choice and that’s just how he feels about the other gender, just let him be….

  20. This is totally insane! For one thing being homosexual isn’t a choice, it’s something you are born with, it’s in your genes! Number two, who cares if this movie made your son realize (which i highly doubt this is why he’s doing these things for the record) he’s gay? You should love him and support him no matter if he’s hetro, homo or neither! He’s like five years old! He has plenty of room to grow and find out which gender he likes and dislikes! He doesn’t need his Father trying to coax him to not be himself because of a fear of homosexuality in your child. I agree that you can feel a little shocked about it but it doesn’t change a fact that this child is yours gay or not and you should love him either way.

  21. I am literally laughing so hard right now it hurts! And these people commenting. Nobody knows what sarcasm is these days?

  22. Your son is not gay he is a child and is innocent. If you truly believe that frozen has turned your child gay then you are delusional.

  23. I don’t understand what’s wrong with parents anymore. They immediately think a harmless Disney movie is the cause for their children’s personalities forming. What’s wrong with a little fashion sense, or cooking skills? But mainly, what’s wrong with being gay? These kids don’t know their sexuality yet! They just like a damned movie! They are in no way gay. And if they turn out gay, it wasn’t because they saw a Disney movie. It’s because they grew up, unlike their parents who think a Disney movie is turning children gay.

  24. “pink strings” pink use to be a male colour. colour is an irrelevant.

    as for fashion, its a phase lots of kids go though, and not all fashion designers are gay.

    I will admit though, the song is really really catchy however its meant to tell people to be who they are. if your son is gay then it’s not from this movie, its just this movie is telling him its okay to announce it and be your self. but its not specifically gayness thats in you closet, this song speaks to all people who are hiding who they are because they are afraid about what the people around them will think. me for instance… I’m a furry, when i heard that song, it finally got me out there and now the rest of my platoon knows. And guess what…………………………………….. all is good.

    The best thing you can do is support him. let you son be who he wants to be, believe what he wants to believe, and make his own decisions and hope he lets others do the same. treat, your religion like a penis, its okay to be proud of it, but dont go shoving it down peoples throat, especially when they are young and don’t know any better.

  25. Haha best Frozen article! All those people complaining should look up “sarcasm” in the dictionary and then read the article again!
    Also funniest comment award goes to the Left Handed Agenda – hahahahaha! You’re on to them, watch out because now that you know, they’ll be after you!

  26. Dataanti I’m sure the writer of the article agrees with you completely, and very well done on coming out to your platoon!! “treat your religion like a penis” – I am definitely going to say that next time a JW comes knocking at my door!

  27. Oh, for heavens sake…. This post is just absolute trash, honestly- Bashing on Disney’s Frozen, just because your FIVE- Get that, five year old likes to bake- Are you for real? The hell is wrong with you….. There’s nothing wrong with baking, and wearing a pink apron- Pink is a manly color too. All this bashing on the Gay community pisses me off… If God intended us to all be straight, then their would be no gays.. But guess what, I’m Bi sexual- You gonna bash me too? Let your Kid be, and let him enjoy Frozen- It’s an amazing movie.

  28. TBH it’s a little difficult to see the satire. You may want to proofread a little more thoroughly.. your spelling/grammar is rough. Also maybe make it a little more lighthearted if you want people to see it’s satire. But I was extremely glad to see that it was in the comments, ’cause I was horrified when I first read it thinking it was serious!

  29. Right. I’ll take writing lessons from someone who uses “TBH.” Also, please show me these spelling and grammar mistakes.

    Meanwhile, the vast majority of readers saw it for what it was so perhaps the problem isn’t me, but you. Maybe think a little bit more first if you want people to take you seriously.
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  30. Good grief. After reading the post, I was struggling with trying to wrap my hands around how a grown woman could be so stunningly dumb. Surely, she was also making a point with satire? Then I started to read the comments… wow. Looks like stupid is the new norm. How anyone could think you were saying it was true is beyond me.

    Treat your religion like a penis. I will be writing that one down.

    Maybe you should make the security questions to post a little more difficult?

  31. First off, you cant turn gay, you are gay maybe your soon just has a connection with cooking and clothes. Or maybe he is gay and is just now realizing it. Whatever. You cant turn gay. You can act like one and try to be. But you cant.

  32. I didn’t even realize this was a joke until I read the comments!! I was so shocked that a father could be so unhappy with his son being himself. Thank god this is a satire!

  33. I cant even begin to say what’s wrong with that post. I get that you’re trying to be “sarcastic” and all, but sarcasm is expressed through a tone of audible voice, not words. So yeah, you should have probably said at the end of the text that you were being sarcastic.

  34. Dear N: Your contention that sarcasm doesn’t include the written word is the most ridiculous and incorrect thing I’ve ever heard. That is flat out stupid. I wrote things like:

    “Clearly the gay agenda has not only been normalized, it’s now in the water supply. Perhaps even airborne. Either way, it’s spreading.”

    and

    “This plague of thoughtfulness, tolerance, equality, respect, and basic human compassion is full on contagious, and our kids are being affected.”

    If you can’t figure out that alleging homosexuality is spread through airborne exposure or the water supply, then that’s on you. Not me.

    Wow…
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  35. This article only shows that the so called Daddy Files is anti-gay, and thus oldfashioned. Gay marrige, and being gay is accepted in these days! And that your son is cooking only shows that he doesnt want to eat in the fat restaurants where you only eat… he thinks about his welfare, nothing wrong with that i guess..?
    And if your son is gay, not saying he is, but if he is gay. He was born gay, a movie cannot make you gay?! Dont know how you can possibly think that. And just as “N” said, you cant be sarcastic with words, you need a voice for that. And the fact that you said the gay agenda was airborne or in the water supply isnt sarcastic, as you claim it to be, but you only exaggerate what you think. You dont mean it sarcastic, and we both know that. You didnt fail your kid because he’s in the hype of Frozen. Your job as a father/mother is to show your kid as much of the world as possible, every culture, every religion, every sex and all kind of people. And then is up to your son to decide which culture he likes most, and which people he likes most, then the most important job as a parent is to accept your son and be happy for him that he has found his way.
    You claim that your son is cooking because Frozen made him gay. First of all, most cooks are men, the cooks that make your food in your fat restaurant, there arent gay, they have a wife and kids to. So cooking doesnt mean your son is gay. And second, your son is 5, at that age kids like to explore new things, cooking being one of those. Like you’ve never cooked? And that apron, with pink strings he wears it because you have it, and why do you have it? Because you bought it…so dont blame your son because he didnt buy it.
    He cares about fashion…so what?! You want to match your clothes to right? You aint gonna wear a nice pants and running shoes…? Everyone cares a little about what they wear and how they look. If you see a guy walking on the street looking like shit you think: “ow he’s a hobo”. Do you want people to think that about your son?
    Your son, starting cooking, caring about fashion only shows he’s becoming an individual who can take care for himself. And if you want to be a good parent, you better accept him as he is and support him till you die.

    Hope to hear from you soon!

  36. In the comments you keep on saying it is sarcasm. But it is not..most defenitly not. You wrote your article because that was really your opinion, but then you got all these negative comments so you quickly said it was sarcastic, all to save your big ass. But no, the sarcasm wasnt thick enough, because something that isnt there cant be thick…

    Good security question…i know they are hard for you, because as we can clearly conclude in your article, and your security questions, you are not very smart.

  37. Jop: You are an idiot. Look back at my writing. I am an unequivocal supporter of gay rights and gay marriage. I have been since I was a kid and quit scouting because they didn’t allow gay kids and leaders.

    But thanks for making idiotic assumptions regarding things you know nothing about. Now go back under your bridge.
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  38. Go bank under my bridge? First I’ve wifi, and a bridge dont have that. Second, most likely I’ve more money than you…
    And of you’re so supporter for gay, Why name thuis article this way? Why you say all of it was a disease?
    And you dont even responded to my comment, you just called me an idiot and said I live under a bridge. And do you know why you didnt really respond to my comment? Because I tackled your whole article and you dont know what to say anymore. So please respond to my actual comment, and then maybe I’ll waiste my time writing a homofobic again.

  39. Daddy files: I just read open letter for my son for closed minds. And there you are indeed for gay marriage. Guess I didnt go your sarcasm after all :/
    Sorry for the hard comment man! But I dont come from an English-speaking country so maybe I didnt get the sarcasm because of that. All looked real to me. Sorry man! Respect that you support your son eventhough he might be gay. Glad you’re treaching him the right thing!

  40. Wow Jop! Maybe you should take some more classes in english, before lashing out at correct english speakers and writers.

    Daddy Files – Here’s the real problem with our country, lack of reading comprehension. sheesh!
    Loved the article!!!

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