My son is a smart little son of a bitch.
Now that he can climb on the couch and chairs at will, we’ve been even more watchful of his actions. He learned quickly that he is not allowed to stand on the couch, but that doesn’t stop him from trying. So he climbs up on the couch and if I’m across the room I remind him gently to sit, which he does. But then — while keeping his eyes glued on me the whole time — he slowly gets his feet under him and begins to creep up again so he can stand. If he gets halfway up I say “WILL! PLEASE SIT!” at which point he puts his butt down.
But then it starts all over again. If I get mad enough to walk over there he immediately sits down with this Draco Malfoy evil little smile that says “What? I wasn’t doing anything.” He does the same thing in the tub because he loves to stand up in there too.
I guess I should be happy because I told the doctor about this at his last check up and the doc said it’s a sign of advanced intelligence to be able to manipulate your parents at such an early age. I’m not sure whether I’m proud of him or scared that he already knows how to push our buttons.
In the meantime I can’t believe I’m expending energy on trying to outsmart a 15-month-old on a daily basis. And I’m not even sure I’m winning!
Anyone else have kids this age who engage in similar behavior?