See that to the left? That’s a picture of a letter Will brought home from preschool a couple of days ago. A letter to Santa. In case the print is too small to read, here’s what it says:
Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas I would like a choo-choo train. I have been a really good boy. I have been working really hard to clean up my room. We left you some milk and cookies and we made some reindeer food for Rudolph. I hope you both like your treats.
Love always,
William
Cute isn’t it? Clearly they asked Will to fill in the blanks regarding what he wants for Christmas, what he’s been working hard on throughout the year and what goodies he left for Santa. Surely this heart-meltingly adorable letter to Santa Claus is exactly what he needed to solidify himself as a “good boy” and bask in Christmas present Valhalla on Sunday morning, right?
Not so fast.
Santa Claus read the letter and sent a response back to Will. And apparently the Big Guy is ready to call all these boys and girls on their bullshit. Either that or he’s drinking heavily again. Maybe both.
See for yourself.




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Pure awesomeness. I need a similar letter for my 9-year-old!
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Tell Alex (aka The Mighty Viking) to stop posing as Santa again…
When did Santa get an orange beard and why is he passed out on my couch with the remote? Don’t worry, it’s just Santa Bear!
LMFAO!!!! OMG, this is priceless!
Now, THAT’S the Santa I know!!
Aaron, this truly needs to go viral.
It may just be me, but it appears that there is a new hostile outlook to Santa, this year. Whether it’s parents one-upping the ol’ guy in Best Buy commercials; episodes of the Boondocks where Riley terrorizes a Mall-Santa to ‘Pay What He Owes’; or any episode of Robot Chicken dealing with Christmas.
Love it.
Absolute awesomeness! I might have to borrow parts of this.
Ha! “Go viral.”The there’s one I haven’t heard in about a week.
A bit of hard Santa love is probably just what the kids need.
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