I’m blatantly ripping of BadAss Geek and many others, but now that I am getting slightly noticed in the grand ole blogosphere out there, I’m able to track how people stumble upon my site. So without further delay, here are some of the funnier/stranger searches that have brought people to my site:
Shriveled testicles: Kind of makes you wonder who was scouring the Internet for information on shriveled cajones and why.
How to call DSS: Great. I operate a parenting Web site and one of the best ways to find me on the Web is to do a search for calling DSS. Somehow I don’t think that’s the best sign.
Obscure roads: It looks someone looking for a shortcut found my crazy adventure through the backroads of Vermont. And speaking of Vermont…
Hillybilly in an outhouse: Wonderful. Notice how none of these searches include the words “new dad,” or “the perfect father,” or even “how to be a good parent.” Nope, not this here site. Apparently to find me you have to type in something about hillbillies, DSS or faulty testicles.
Dad stuck a thermometer in her ass: Yikes. Considering I don’t have a girl and I refuse to use rectal thermometer, I’m not really sure where this one fits in. But at least it’s not…
My wife picture while she was asleep: Ummmm…wow. If DSS hasn’t already been notified I think I should be expecting a call any day now.
If you thing your searches are strange, you should see mine. I’ll post them someday. They’re VERY strange
I meant to say “think” not “thing”. I’ve had waaaaayyy to much coffee today.
LOL
Lucky no one searched for “little penus”
typo alert
It always freaks me out to see what searches lead people to my blog. There are some freaks out there.
How’s the Club HASAY stuff going???
Oh, lord, I can’t even put my best ones in your comments. I’ve posted about them a few times, but I’ve got a whole new set of crazies that find me each week. I’d say I’m due for another sicko search post.
Did your testicles really shrivel up?