I’m blatantly ripping of BadAss Geek and many others, but now that I am getting slightly noticed in the grand ole blogosphere out there, I’m able to track how people stumble upon my site. So without further delay, here are some of the funnier/stranger searches that have brought people to my site:
Shriveled testicles: Kind of makes you wonder who was scouring the Internet for information on shriveled cajones and why.
How to call DSS: Great. I operate a parenting Web site and one of the best ways to find me on the Web is to do a search for calling DSS. Somehow I don’t think that’s the best sign.
Obscure roads: It looks someone looking for a shortcut found my crazy adventure through the backroads of Vermont. And speaking of Vermont…
Hillybilly in an outhouse: Wonderful. Notice how none of these searches include the words “new dad,” or “the perfect father,” or even “how to be a good parent.” Nope, not this here site. Apparently to find me you have to type in something about hillbillies, DSS or faulty testicles.
Dad stuck a thermometer in her ass: Yikes. Considering I don’t have a girl and I refuse to use rectal thermometer, I’m not really sure where this one fits in. But at least it’s not…
My wife picture while she was asleep: Ummmm…wow. If DSS hasn’t already been notified I think I should be expecting a call any day now.