The Daddy Files

I had just finished showering on Monday when a small cyclone of blonde hair and cuteness whisked into the bathroom and started knocking on the glass shower door.
“Hi Dadda,” said my rambunctious son.
“Hi buddy,” I replied as I searched for a clean towel. Unfortunately, I forgot to grab one before I got into the shower [...]

My wife loves the Food Network. Whether it’s Diners, Drive-ins & Dives or that show with the old Double Dare host from Nickelodeon in the 80s, she just can’t get enough of it. Me? I like one show. Everyday Italian, hosted by the one, the only, the BEAUTIFUL Giada De Laurentiis.
As you can gather from [...]

Hi. My name is Aaron. And I’m a bad parent.
Not bad in the sense that anyone needs to call Child & Family Services on me, it’s more bad in the form of not being a politically correct parent. And, in some cases, just being lazy. It means I sometimes take shortcuts when it comes to [...]

I don’t like guns. At all. If you’re a gun-toting NRA fanatic you might just want to save yourself the frustration and skip this post altogether. You’ve been warned.
There is a tragic/stupid story unfolding in Pennsylvania about an apparent murder-suicide involving a gun-toting soccer mom. If you’re lazy and don’t feel like reading the whole [...]

A few days ago I was leaving to take Will to daycare when I ran into a woman on the street who stopped and took a gander at Will. Instead of saying “Oh how cute” or “That’s one adorable little boy you have there,” she came out with this gem:
“Oh my. I see daddy dressed [...]