You lied to my face, Will. You even put it in print. I’m not sure whether I’m more pissed or in awe of your testicular fortitude to just lie like that, but either way I’m calling you on your bullshit. And if you’re wondering how I know all these things, let’s just say the “Elf on the Shelf” is Santa’s own North Pole version of the Patriot Act. I’ll leave it at that. [...]
|
||||||
|
This blog is not just another "daddy blog." Sure I write about my son, but these pages are a record of my life. I don't just highlight the fun milestones like first steps, I also chronicle the "other stuff." The fights, the torment and the doubt that inevitably come with being a husband and father. It's not always puppy dogs and rainbows, but it is very real. And often there is beauty in the sadness, redemption in the struggle. Thank you for checking me out, giving me a try and sticking around for the journey. If you'd like to contact me you can email aaron_gouveia (at) yahoo (dot) com. |
Those of you who have children (or those of you shopping for parents) may be wondering what to buy this year. I can only speak for myself, but I’m recommending DINKutopia’s Child Containment Unit. Fuck the pack & play and those baby gates that are always breaking and never seem to work, the CCU’s prison-like force field will keep your kid in solitary for hours while you finally catch up on all those video games you haven’t been able to play. Just $49.95! [...] I know Christmas is over, but I would be remiss if I didn’t blog about the gifts Will received. It’s not really the number of gifts that stopped me in my tracks (although the number is fairly staggering), but the type of presents Will received. For instance, my Aunt Darleen & Uncle Paul gave Will [...] [...] You guys are going to absolutely hammer me for this post. I mean, you’re gonna tear me a new one and ridicule me through and through. And you’ll be completely justified in doing so. But I can’t help it. The way Christmas works in the financially strapped Daddy Files household is as follows: We get [...] [...] I’m not the dad I should be. All fathers (and parents for that matter) fall into slumps. Right now I feel like I’m under siege by every single aspect of my life. Our financial situation is, well, bleak. The creditors will not stop calling my freaking cell phone and it’s taking a toll. Christmas is [...] [...] |
|||||
|
Copyright © 2012 The Daddy Files - All Rights Reserved 
|
||||||
Facebook
Twitter
LinkedIn
StumbleUpon
Youtube
Latest Comments