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About Me

I'm a 30-year-old father and husband living on a peninsula in Massachusetts. I have a beautiful son named Will, a gorgeous wife named MJ who is far too hot to have married me, a dog I love and two cats I put up with. I'm a smart-ass newspaper reporter with a penchant for turning a phrase and a slightly twisted sense of humor. This blog is mainly about my life as a new dad, but I'm also prone to talk about marriage, sports, movies and pop culture. I'm a Boston sports fanatic and my hatred for all New York teams knows no bounds. I'm honest to a fault, prone to cross a few lines but simultaneously heartfelt and sincere. But whether I'm describing the time I manually pumped my wife's breast while she was nursing or writing about how much my son enriches my life, the only promise I can make is I'll update often and I can't help but be passionate. Thanks for stopping by!

BOOOO Canada!!

I don’t particularly enjoy hockey, but I would love to see the entire country of Canada collectively commit suicide over this game. My son has similar feelings. Check it out. Nothing like teaching blind nationalism at an early age.

Stupid Bets

I love gambling. And all my friends know I’m a sucker for a good bet. When someone challenges me to a bet, no matter how silly the terms, I can’t refuse. But what’s worse, sometimes I’m too overconfident and I make up the bets myself.
Such was the case two weeks ago when the Patriots took [...]

Snow. And Lots of It.

I’m too tired to write anything coherent, so I’ll take you through a pictorial day in the life of a snowed in Massachusetts resident.
When I woke up, this is what I saw when I attempted to go outside:

After spending 5 minutes shoving on the door and making an opening wide enough to squeeze my fat [...]

Touchdown Will!

Look, I know it’s Fatherhood Friday and everything over at Dad-Blogs, but I just don’t have anything in the tank this week.
So instead of reading my inane ramblings, you get a very cute video of Will doing cute Will things. I love the fact that he can say “football” and “touchdown” now. And that he [...]

Behold the Irish Dancing Baby

Saturday mornings, before I leave for work, are reserved for Will and Daddy. More specifically, it is reserved for cranking up Irish music on the laptop and rocking out like the complete geeks that we are. So please excuse my singing voice and take in Will the Albino Irish Albino Dancing Baby in all of [...]