I was SURE the Celtics were going to beat the Lakers. I mean REALLY sure. So sure, in fact, I made a bet with J.R. at Sex & The Single Dad and Jack at Jack Be Nimble in which the loser had to paint his face in the opposing team’s colors and perform a song or cheer on camera and be humiliated across the Internet.
If you haven’t guessed yet, I am the loser.
Not only did my wife paint my face in the hated purple & gold colors of death, it seems my face is having a nasty little reaction after washing it off. Meanwhile my camerawoman/wife was questioning her choice of spouses as she wondered how the hell a sexy, successful woman like herself wound up painting her fat husband and watching him embarrass himself on camera for all to see. Truthfully, I wonder what the hell she’s doing with me too.
So here I am in all my awfulness. JR, Jack, I know you’ll have fun with this. That’s OK. I’ve steeled myself for the mockery. Enjoy yourselves fellas, you won:
God damn that was sweet! I just mailed it to the Lakers PR guy!!!
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You couldn’t suck more.
Did you notice your kitchen is the same color as your face paint in this video?? And you claim my house was bad luck!!
This was outstanding…lol I am sorry you got hurt though.
That was awesome. Can’t wait to see you do it again and again and again….
Holy freakin hysterical! Nicely done.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! “i’m an idiot… i have no fuckin luck!!!!!”
there is spewed coffee on my laptop.
please continue making bets.
nic: Unfortunately this isn’t even the first one of these I’ve lost. I bet on the Patriots-Ravens earlier this year in the playoffs and had to pay up with a cheer and then 10 push-ups. Enjoy:
http://www.daddyfiles.com/2010/01/23/stupid-bets/
LMFAO!!! Ooooo, you’re gonna get me fired. That’s going on FB.
Also, Will Smith should either shoot you or have you drawn and quartered.
@DaddyFiles1 BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! especially since we live in Maryland yet WE HATE the ravens. i have 2 favorite parts from that vid though… 1) Will yelling “GO!!!!!!” b/c that’s totally what Jackson would do….. and 2) your victory dance, which reminded me of this… which ironically enough is of will smith… you’re welcome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7h-2UmHuxQ
ps- my spam word verification thingy below is: “external sloths”… i feel as though your blog is trying to send me a message.
Is that Fresh Prince video supposed to make me feel better???
By the way, my reCaptcha words were “engorged for.” Yikes.
The good news is that there are plenty of opportunities for you to lose again and again and again. Next time you’ll enjoy reading a list of reasons why the celtics suck.
You just became my favorite non-Laker fan. None of my friends would have paid out on the bet. That was great! I can’t wait to see the next video when football season ends.
haha honestly, i’m not a fan of either team, but i did want the celtics to win cos i really can’t stand kobe. i don’t care what a great player he is. your bet videos are always hilarious. i still remember the one you had to do for joeprah lol
Omg!! I think you found your calling!! Too awesome! When is the sequel??
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